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H0ly shit! Long time no write..I always get caught up and forget to write in these live journal things. But yeah..This is the only one really worth writing in. Anyways, I'm now going to Riverside..(holy archie comics style) and yeah it's pretty good. I thought I'd be some huge loner but actually I was wrong...I'm the biggest loner in the school ..hahahah actually I've met quite a few ppl but only hang with 2 or 3. Jessy...I met her BEFORE I ended up at Riverside... *on a hot summer day* Melissa and I, of course ripped out of our fucking minds...were on the 160 headed to Vancouver which is what i did everyday..before I met Steve and at that time I wasn't talking to Nick so I knew nobody lol. Anyways Jessy was sitting in front of me and all of the sudden the bus driver hit the breaks and she went flying and it wasnt just a little trip..she slid 4 seats down and lost her balance and fell off the freaking row of seats..AHAHHAHAHAHAH well at that time I know it was rude but I was SOOOO high I burst out laughing and I could see Melissa trying to hold it in as well lol. After that, she introduced herself and was like "omg that was so embarrising"...then I went to riverside..Jessy was the one my councellor picked to show me around. It's a fuckin small world. Now me and her and good friends and still laugh about her falling on the bus everytime we blaze... Yeah, I dont know why I told that story but it's fucking weird how life works. So anyways speaking of Nick..he showed up at my house a few nights ago..nothing really new happened tho. Went back to visit my old school..Rob gave me a ride and when Dustin saw me he was like "JJJJAAAAAAMMMMIIII!!!!! what the fuck...?! YOU'RE BACK?!" lol...so Dustin ended up skipping the other half of the day and we went and chilled at his house...he's great I miss him alot. p3ac3 0ut *and the niggas roll by LMAO!"
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Name: Jami Elizabeth Bruin Alcorn Sex: w00t yes please haha..FEMALE Screen Name: I have tons of fucked up ones.. aol - n/a msn - poprocksandpepsibaby@hotmail.com yahoo - peaches_1212 icq - n/a Meaning: Suck a fat juicy pickle! Birthday: July 10th 1985 Place of Birth: Vancouver, b.c Siblings: many bros and sisters Pets: strung out dog, fuked up bird...old cat that sheds like a mofo and won't stop puking. Height: 5'5" Hair Color: blonde Hair Color of Choice: brown w/blonde streaks maybe Eye Color: blue Eye Color of Choice: violet Writing Hand: right Current Residence: Port Coquitlam, B.C
BOdy skills and illS Nervous Habits: looking away, I can hardly ever look someone in the eye Do you bite your nails? used too! Are you double jointed? nope Can you roll your tongue? like rolling r's? ummm no i can't Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? For sure, but only if i hold the other one down in position Can you blow spit bubbles? no Can you flare your nostrils? ew no Can you cross your eyes? hell yes~ Tattoos? none yet Piercing? ears, nose and tongue..belly button soon hopefully! Do you make your bed daily? somewhat
Clothes What goes on first, bra or underwear? thongs Which shoe goes on first? right...why does that matter? On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? phhft I'm always a broke ass okay?! So probably none! What jewelry do you wear 24/7? necklaces and rings What's sexiest on a guy? eyes and stomach mmmmm Would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great? 10 minutes late and look great!..if I ever do look great Favorite Piece of Clothing: I don't have a fave but I love my jeans Pajamas: Pajamas? sorry I sleep naked...most of the time lol.
Food Do you wind your spaghetti or cut it? Both Have you ever eaten Spam? probably..MmMMm nothing better then crap ham in a can Favorite Ice Cream? chocolate chip cookie dough/Oreo or Tiger how much cereal are in your cabinet?Oh dear good let's see, Cinnamon toast crunch, captian crunch (no name version), rice krispies, alpha bets..some other healty shit.. What's your favorite beverage? PEPSI!!!!...slurpee's..cream soda..water What's your favorite restaurant? Sushi places man! What utensils do you use to eat pizza? hands, but sometimes fork and knife Do you cook? all tha time!
GrOoming How often do you brush your teeth? like 4-5 times throughout the day. How often do you shower/bathe? everyday!!! How long does your shower last? phft like ranging between 30-45 mins Hair drying method? blow dry Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? YES!! ewww Grade 8 was horrible...the red! eeeewww! If that fountain of youth existed, would you drink it? No...but I probably would end up doing it anyways. Do you paint your nails? Occasionally...my nails are pretty damn long..but brake easily. Would you rather have genital herpes or be 50 lbs. overweight? Lets just say undecided.I'm fat enough already but I wouldnt want herpes ewwwwhhh sick!
Manners Do you swear? fucking rights! Do you ever spit? Uhh if I want to then yeah I do.
Whats ur favOrite.. Actor/Actress: -Heather Graham -Angelina Jolie -Jennifer Aniston -Ryan Phillipe -Josh Hartnett -Ben Affleck Animal: Dolphin or horse Food: -Sushi, salads, spaghetti, mashed potatoes, canned corn and peas! w00t! Month: July Day: Friday Cartoon: southpark, simpsons, king of the hill Flower: Roses...I have them on my wall :D Shoe Brand: my boots or whatever's comfy Subject in school: english Color: babyblue Person to talk to: Mya, Max, Trevor, Kat, Steve (Mickalinas haha), sometimes Nick Body part on the opposite sex: ass, chest...stomach..*drools* TV show: Whose line is it anyways? Movie:Black Hawk Down!!!! Holiday: Christmas and halloween Book: Stephen King Novels Thing to do in spring: chill Thing To Do In The summer: swimming annnnnd pick up tha hotties Thing To Do In The fall: jump in puddles of water and leaves Thing To Do In The winter: stay inside! by the fire drinking hot chocolate Perfume or Cologne: I love tommy girl..but mostly those bottled emotions..and mmmm I love the smell of "addidas" on a guy yummy yum yum!
In and arOund The CD Player: The eminem show Person you talk most on the phone with: used to be Mya...Now its Trevor Ever taken a cab? CAB AND RUN! HAHHAHA Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? yes :( What color is your bedroom? beige or some shit Do you use an alarm clock? yes Name one thing you are obsessed with: Makeup Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? uhm..yes Ever sunbathed nude? nope Window seat or aisle? who really gives?
La La land What's your sleeping position? all over the place What kind of bed do you like? a HUGE one Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? yes...my sweet bed sheets (leopard print) Do you snore? ugghhh YES I do..so i've been told Do you sleepwalk? I have lmao.."let's go to the store" Do you talk in your sleep? Allllll the time... Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? yes Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? Yeah, usually I listen to my discman for abit and pass right out
Which is better.. Coke or Pepsi? PEPSI!!!! Oranges or apples? BANANAS! One pillow or two? how about 5 Deaf or blind? what? fool you Pools or hot tubs? how about a sauna too? Blondes or brunettes? BLONDES! Tall or short? tall TV or radio?radio Beach or pool? depends Tic-Tacs or Certs? tic-tacs Snooze button or jump out of bed? swap turns Sunrise or Sunset? Sunset Hamburger or Cheeseburger? cheeseburger! Morning or night? nightt Sports or news? news. Bikini or one-piece? bikini Indoors or outdoors? both Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Christmas day! Cake or ice cream? ice cream cake Bert or Ernie? fuck that...Elmo! Spicy or Mild? mild Spearmint or Peppermint? Peppermint Call or Write? Both Peanut Butter or Jelly? Jelly Hamburger or Hot Dog? both!!! Dog or Cat? dog Bath or shower? shower Book or Movie? movie Green or Red apples? both Rain or Snow? rain Nike or Adidas? neither
when was the last time u... Took a shower? yesterday morning Watched Bambi: bambi? haven't seen Cried? TODAY! Talked on the phone? Nobody calls me Read a book? I'm currently reading one Punched someone? Last night...kat hahahaha Where do you see yourself in ten years? dead Who are you going to be married to? I won't get married How many kids? n/a Your profession: chef or maybe criminology Future School: Riverside ****In tommorow's entry I'll post Jami and Kat's "hightimes list"*****
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Hey lookie what I found rummaging thru old pics and whatnot...This one was so cute :) Me and Mya sideways..haha unfortunatly I don't think the picture will turn out sideways on here. 
Once again I didn't want to get out of bed this morning but somehow I managed to do it. Jaimie is going away..I'm not too sure for how long tho =:0( Miss you hun!...
w00t on sunday or monday night, Kat's coming to sleep over here so that should be alright...Trevor's all excited cause he got his plates and Chris, Kyle and Kyle's buddies have already seen the car and were quite impressed from what I heard so I can't wait to see it.
Going out with Lisa in an hour..Maybe I'll see if we can go for Sushi...*tummy growels* I'm sooOoOO hungry but I'll wait...
*leaving you with some more Avril song lyrics* "I'm standing on the bridge, I'm waiting in the dark, I thought that you'd be here by now... there's nothing but the rain ..no foot steps on the ground..I'm listening but there's no sound..
Isn't anyone trying to find me? Won't somebody come take me home???
It's a damn cold night, trying to figure out this life, won't you..take me by the hand take me somewhere new.. I don't know who you are but i'm ..i'm with you.
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| I wanna see xXx sooooOOoOo bad!!! |
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Aweeee went and got ANOTHER tooth pulled today at the dentist and have to go back AGAIn on tuesday to get one more done. :( I feel like pulling hair out of my head, my teeth are all SooOoOOOo fucking sore! *cries*...ouchies :(!
Tommorow I have to see Lisa for an hour! I was supposed to go out with her on Tuesday but she didn't even freaking show! stupid bitch...
Anyways, Me and Steve haven't made any contact since earlier..I was supposed to call him but I forgot I ..just didn't have his number and I've been on MSN so whatever who cares...I guess he probably had better things to do.
My whole day really really sucked!!! I'm gonna go to bed early because that adavan that the dentist gave me seemed to really fuck me up today. I felt soo ripped. God they piss me off, I swear they're strung out on sometthing themselves but I won't explain what happened with that "what the fuck did that really happen??" situation...I can't stand all this pain fuck...it's seriously unbearable but what can you do, when yuh live in a shoe :P *frowns*...*tear* Goodnight lil ones DAMMIT I wanna see "xXx" it's not even funny! arggg...
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Blah, I really don't like it when people get all mad just because I don't like someone THEY like or one of thier friends or something. I'm full of opinions and sorry but if you don't like it don't bitch at me because I don't need the extra load of bullshit on a silver platter kay?! Thanks!
Poor christel..she misses her ex and apparently he's some big asshole (from the sounds of it) with a new whorey girlfriend. Humph, Christel hunnie, you should seriously think about investing in a way to cut his balls off ! =:oD w00t always w0rks!
I haven't eaten much allllll day. Tommorow I gotta go get another fucking tooth pulled! Sucking Pickles...*cries* I dun wanna!...I was going to go for sushi (Yummy) with Steve today but I stayed in my jammies for most of the day, if i had my way, they'd be on me permanatly! Anyway, tommorow we may do something at least that's sumffin to look forward 2! I wanna get a slurpee but I'll have to wait till tommorow'z.
Kim's settled into her new house :)..apparently Jordan (kim's ex) has been asking about mee..I miss him, we were so like sister and brother..damn well fought like it too LOL:D. I may see him on Friday not shure yet tho.
....tired so n0w i'll bee off tah bed maybee..byee!!!
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***awww fansign frum Adam =:P***

w00t w00t I feel so dumb sometimes! haha, Mike helped me with my little "comment" switching so that was cool! Thanks Mike! :D!!! w00t, Trevor is buying a car today! That's so fucking awesome man!!! Hopefully we'll get to chill more! I miss mya *sheds tears* waaaahhh!
Anyways, mother dearest found out yesterday that she's gets more $$$$$$ (from unknown sources) hahaha..From my dad's will. So that's cool =:o) yayez! Well kiddies I think this is the only ORGINAL entry so far..not crazy w00t! Peas and Carrots *waves wildly and gets a tomato thrown at my head*
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***seeing as how I don't really use my blog anymore (cause it bl0ws) I'll post up the link to my fansigns here! Yaye *tear* you love me you really love me :d lol..*takes a bow* My fanz here ~~~> My stawlkerz!
Now on with my blurb on cute lil cuddly pets :)::::
You know how some people buy pets to have some little furry creature in their lives??? Yeah that's great, well I sometimes wish my freakin pets would take a flying leap!..except my puppy I heart her <3<3<3, back to my point, I have a cute but sometimes bitchy Min Pin (translation: Minature Pincher)named Zoe...AND an old and lazy fat cat named Tiger, who by the way is 14 yrs old and does nothing but barf and bug the dog, and a annoying bird named Cheeky who wolf whistles at every damn movement or "happenings" going on in the room at that time. Arg, I was tryin to play with Cheeky..talkin nice to him and stuff you know, being a great pet owner, when I made the mistake and stuck my finger in his cage and WHAMO!!! the little fucker practically beaked my finger right off! :'(..I never liked that bird anyways..I've always thought of opening his cage and "leaving the window open" *whistles innocently* ..and about the cat..bleh it'll croak sooner or later but I was thinking of helping him along by throwing him off the balcony muhahaha... well what kinda person do you think I am?! Of course I'd never do such a thing but..they do make me wanna poke my own eye sockets in and swish my brain around however...that's only half the time thought, other then that I love my little furries to death! :d Tah Tah for now :p (gotta love this song:p)
I Melt With You
Moving forward using all my breath Making love to you was never second best I saw the world thrashing all around your face Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace
I'll stop the world and melt with you You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time There's nothing you and I won't do I'll stop the world and melt with you
(You should know better) Dream of better lives the kind which never hate (You should see why) Dropped in the state of imaginary grace (You should know better) I made a pilgrimage to save this humans race (You should see why) What I'm comprehending a race that long gone bye
(I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time (Let's stop the world) There's nothing you and I won't do (Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
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OoOoOo scary! 
 Which Avril Lavigne Song Are You?
 ****Antics from the Peanut Gallery*** eh I got a new job today. It's sort of like a delivery service but I run it all by my lonesome! It consists of me driving around in a electric wheelchair with a Safeway Buggie attached to the back and I drive around collecting empty cans. WooOT, Mama Joe's bringing in the doe!! But sweet jesus, the other day when I was working Downtown...I was driving around minding my own business when some insane, doped up on smack, idiot turned the corner and smashed into my buggie!! You should've seen this! Bottles everywhere! ..At least 8 dollers worth! Cocksucker!
*Meanwhile, Back at the lab*
I made a fur coat out of my leg hairs that I decided to shave the other day. I let them grow out because in my hindu religion it brings me good luck. But the arm pit hairs can NEVER go so I got extentions on them with cute little beads attached that are the colour of my country's flag (afghanistan), I now look like the attractive little muffin!
*back in the wal-mart parking lot*
I went on a cat-food shopping spree since Wal-mart is my favourite store, next to Value Village, PLUS it was on sale! 87 cents a can. You'll never guess who I bumped into there, my ex Avtar!!! I must say he was looking pretty good in his hot pink spandex and leopard print halter top. I was getting turned on just standing there especially with that exotic scent of curry (yum)..speaking of curry, I have a part-time job at Curry In A Hurry..It's a wonderful place there, and i get turbans half price since I slept with the boss.
**Back in the Peanut Gallery**
I invented a new way to lose weight!...you sniff about 2 lines of Special K then when you're completly strung out on it you bounce off the walls and runaround the block a few times. I think I lost about 23 pounds..so Richard Simmons..move on over cause here I come!!! Anyways, my ass is itching so I'm going to go put some Gold Bond on it.. -Jami aka Jafar hahahaha (love you priscilla)
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| Chicken or the egg? or too many phonecalls?! |
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Holy mother fuckin Elvis Presley who was caught in bed with Osama Bin Laden, I couldn't get to sleep at ALL last night! I really get pissed right off when I try to sleep and toss and turn and do EveRyThIng in my power to get some sleep! It was some maniac styles going on last night...so I paced back in fourth in my room for a few hours lol THEN went and watched Sally Jesse Rapheal at 4 a.m..How fucking hurting can someone get when you actually STAY up to watch Sally! Hey man haven't missed an episode yet and I DON'T PLAN ON IT!:D...ew yah right those fucking 1960's red glasses have got to go lady!...onto better things!!
The chicken or the fucking egg????? I SAY THE EGG DAMMIT! NO ARGUMENTS please because my damn head is already pounding from my 4 hour sleep! :) and watching Nappy Sally for a full hour...
*meanwhile in the peanut gallery*...
Mom wasn't too appreciative of my profanity speel I gave to the telemarketer last night! It was a classic! The whole.."can i call you back" routine...I was impressed with how well the chick took it considering I was such a mouthy fuck!
*back at the lab* My 20 year old brother doesn't enjoy sleeping in the same bed with me anymore. He says what we do is really wrong and we're both going to hell for it. Who cares. He's moved in Grannie's bed now at night, she seems much happier in the mornings. >:oD <~~grannie I'm not too impressed with her though, I thought it would be okay to comb out my ass hair at the dinner table but I guess it wasn't because she forced me to cut it off and feed it to my grandpa for dessert. He's kinda out of it, so i don't think he even really noticed what he was eating. He thought it was banana flavoured horse hay but that's alright because lately he's been thinking the house is a freaking barn! More like a goddamn freaky version of the Funhouse...can get amusing I must say, when you have siblings sleeping with eachother and grandma getting laid (gross!)..and grandpa eating ass hair???? ALRIGHT!:D That's all for now..Peas and Carrots *waves*
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My day turned out pretty good I guess you could say..I got to see my sister and all :D so that made me extremly happy. Do I have a fucking sign on me that says "Use or Abuse me" or something?! I mean, I've tried so hard to find a guy and everyday I wake up and sometimes wish I never had waken up. It's weird that I was in such a good mood and then all of the sudden..blah all this shit gets thrown on my plate with some useful information and my mom pissing me off to hell again. What else is new?, like Mya once said to me ..I'm not a bad person I just get all this extra bullshit thrown on my plate that I don't deserve and I started to believe her but I've changed my mind. Maybe I do deserve what I get, reap what I sew type thing. Let's re-cap shall we? Brandon, fucker cheated on me and I wasted 2 and 1/2 fucking years on him...and by the way called me EVERY name in the book, Luke..I wish to god I never even met him...I thank my lucky stars everyday that he never DID come to visit me in the hospital(besides the fact he put me there) because I wouldv'e at least TRIED to kick the living shit out of him...Nick, well let's NOT EVEN go there its' EVERYTHING he did to me fucking asshole ..god my life sucks..wow so much for my good mood, Yaye looks like I'll be single forever! WooOooT wOooOT! Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go have a fucking cigarette...wow so much for quitting too!-Jami
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| Inconsiderate fucks and Jealous whores don't mix! |
[12 Aug 2002|10:52am] |
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Actually, I take that back, there's only about 1 inconsiderate fuck that I know of. Yep, BRANDON! *roars* He makes me wanna whip his ass upside the roof and back down again! If it's not the 40 million cell phone messages he leaves me..It's calling me at ridiculous hours of the morning waking me up because he knows damnwell my mom goes to work at 5:30a.m! Sun of a bitch..well anyway, I don't care I'm changing my number hopefully and yes, I HAVE thought of blocking his number but he's a total obsessive freak and calls me from everywhere so I never know when or where he's going to call me from. Suck one!
Getting off that gross topic...and onto another!...some girls are really getting me hyped nowadays!,
I really and I mean REALLY hate it when you're doing something as simple as walking down the street and you get a bunch of stupid whorey bimbo's who whisper and laugh as you walk by knowing damn striaght they're talking smack about you. Please, if you're gonna do that bullshit at LEAST have the decency to say it to my face. You know what I've always figured it was?...Whenever I see a really attractive gurl with my friends I'm always one to say ..oh look at that whore, skank, slut etc...when really it's just me being jealous because in reality that chick was probably harsh prettier then I could ever be..it's true..you ARE jealous of the one you talk shit about...especially since you don't know them from a fucking hole in the wall! So next time you wanna judge someone, re-evaluate the situation and think about what you're actually THINKING about right then...it could be jealousy you dumb fuck..and most likely it is!..Unless you're talking about a serious cracked out whore/victim..then that's different! The only thing that wouldn't be different though, is if you actually WERE some cracked out drug addict and were jealous/pissed off at the crackass who got thier fix before you did because you are most likely a worthless piece of crap and currently living on the streets, but don't be mad as this should in NO WAY apply to you...hah, don't give me that look shit for brains, Just Think About It!!! >:o) and on that note: Do I really look like a BIG FAT WHORE?!?!?!??! I GUESS SO! BLLLAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...If you didn't notice in this picture...I'm actually looking at a fat cock and contemplating on weather I wanna give the dude head or not...>:') ****thinks about what she just said...wtf****
EDITED***for ur pleasure >:<>)..NO, there was actually NO COCKS in ur living room roflmao, if there was I wasn't aware of it!....monkey :p
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Hey kiddies, Jaimie wanted me to get this live journal thingie which i dunno cause I have a blog but this shit's way cooler lmao. Blah blah blah..not much else 2 say..I'm EVIL pure evil! muhahahahahaha..Mike said I look evil in that picture :o..what a fuckface..and IM NOT JOKING lol..
"Is it enough to love? Is it enough to breathe? Somebody rip my heart out and leave me here to bleed...is it enough to die? Somebody save my life..I'd rather be anything but ordinary"- sum Avril Livigne lyrics :p
 Byee!:p
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